the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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