that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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