Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize