So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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