I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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