Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
please come you make the beer taste better
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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