walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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