okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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