Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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