the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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