I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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