love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The power of my boobs compel you
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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