google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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