I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
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...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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