So gin and wine won't be happening again
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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