conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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