I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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