I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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