woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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