How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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