Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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