He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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