dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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