we're blogging at a bar
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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