they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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