Porn is love you can see.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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