I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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