omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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