then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I want to fling myself into the sun
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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