Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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