There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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