A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think I won the penis lottery.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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