Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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