just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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