just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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