I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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