I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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