So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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