I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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