I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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