I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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