Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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