my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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