Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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