if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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