Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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