i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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