didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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