Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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