Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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